Steppenwolf Valentine’s Day Contest

Posted by Steppenwolf Theatre Company on 2/05/2010

The Brother/Sister PlaysUPDATE: The winning entry as voted on by our panel was from @paulactor on Twitter:

Lenny looks downstage / George, with tears in his eyes, fires / Rabbits go unfed.

Thanks to everyone who participated!

We’re giving away two tickets to The Brother/Sister Plays* for Sunday, February 14, plus a $100 gift certificate to La Trattoria del Merlo for dinner. To enter, write a haiku about your favorite Steppenwolf production and leave it as a comment on this blog post or tweet it using the hashtag #brosis. Creativity and passion count. Submissions are due by 11:59PM CST on Wednesday, February 10. The winner will be announced Thursday, February 11.

*The Brother/Sister Plays are presented in repertory in Steppenwolf’s Upstairs Theatre. On Sunday, February 14, The Brothers Size and Marcus; Or the Secret of Sweet will be performed during the 3pm program (run time is 2 hours and 20 minutes, including one 15-minute intermission).  In the Red and Brown Water will be presented at 7:30pm, (running 1 hour, 40 minutes including one 15-minute intermission).

To help get the creativity flowing, here are some entries (not eligible to win of course) from our staff:

Jamie Abelson, School at Steppenwolf Coordinator

Men scream for moments
Hum at hearts with coffee breath
Split open and close
(American Buffalo)

Palm on hand brothers
History dusts off records
We should have stayed home
(The Brothers Size)

Karin Freed, Steppenwolf for Young Adults Apprentice

When Teach cried after
Tearing the junk shop to shreds
I understood him.
(American Buffalo)

If you yell a lot
Do you get what you want?
Sometimes not at all.
(American Buffalo)

13 Responses to “Steppenwolf Valentine’s Day Contest”

  1. Betsey Manzoni Says:

    Raw emotion and pain
    aiming dead straight to your gut
    do you have a hat?

    (American Buffalo)

  2. Michael Weiland Says:

    Music mystery
    Grad student finds Bach sequence
    Did she make it up?
    (Ghost in the Machine)

    Westons are the most
    Dysfunctional family
    Tracy Letts has known
    (August Osage County)

    Cop and bag lady
    Eat donuts in Uptown shop
    Neighbor wants the site
    (Superior Donuts)

    These bedtime stories
    Are too much like unsolved crimes
    It’s the Pillowman

    Awful life ahead
    Pillowman saves victim from
    Fate that’s worse than death
    (The Pillowman)

    Turn that cell phone off
    The last thing you’ll ever eat
    Is my lobster bisque
    (Dead Man’s Cell Phone)

    That piece of shit cost
    You 200,000 francs?
    Give me your Sharpies
    (Art)

    She’s a small woman
    With the most amazing voice
    Sings like a diva
    (The Rise and Fall of Little Voice)

    Apartheid Must Go
    Ladysmith Black Mambazo
    Sings us through the tale
    (The Song of Jacob Zulu)

    In an Irish pub
    Haunting voices on the phone
    Sent by child who’s gone
    (The Weir)

    “Glengarry Glen Ross”
    Dialog’s unprintable
    Mamet makes me blush

    Big English rock star
    “Just Stopped By to See the Man”
    Who made Delta blues

    In “Ring Round the Moon”
    Tim Hopper plays twin brothers
    We see one by one

    To make a smash hit
    On “The Road to Nirvana”
    We’ll do anything

  3. Rosa SanMarchi Says:

    an empty bare stage
    your glory is but a word
    you are not mine yet

    (I just moved to Chicago and have never seen a Steppenwolf production…….yet!)

  4. Rebecca Ehrmann Says:

    A crash of thunder
    Ropes swing, lightning crackles bright
    A ship lost at sea

    (The Tempest, which I thought was completely genius.)

  5. Cara Day Says:

    say not what you want
    want what you do not
    challenge what you do

    (The Unmentionables)

  6. Jeremy Harris Says:

    O’erthrowned,
    Bereft, alone–A twinkle,
    A spark. Now what?

    (The Tempest, and in someways Marcus…)

  7. Thomas Sparks Says:

    Blind, old brother stay
    Shark, give the Devil his Due
    Luck, he will be back
    (The Seafarer)

  8. Patricia Stuckey Says:

    Families are nuts.
    You think yours is special, right?
    Not so fast Kiddo.

  9. Patricia Stuckey Says:

    That was for August Osage County by the way.

  10. Kristof Leopold Says:

    Language succinctly
    meaning emotion sans words
    Endgame, not Godot!

  11. Harriet Robbins Says:

    Grief can be draining.
    But with a pill-popping mom,
    Mourning’s an ordeal.
    (August: Osage County)

    You search for the pills
    Don’t rule out orifices
    I’m running things now!
    (August: Osage County)

    I’m not a coward
    There’s more fight on the frontier
    But age takes its toll
    (Superior Donuts)

    North Side Chicago
    The neon green and frosting
    Art Przybyszewski
    (Superior Donuts)

    Stand beside me, Crow
    The sun is setting ’round here
    I can’t turn back now
    (Kafka on the Shore)

    Pleasing eye candy
    Combined with Shakespeare’s beauty
    And—oh! look up there
    (The Tempest)

    Swift air acrobats,
    Ariel with his laptop,
    Shakespeare re-loaded.
    (The Tempest)

    With fingers pointed
    Inside our wooden prison,
    Who will speak the truth?
    (The Crucible)

    Play for your future
    Against the man from your past.
    Shark, all bets are off.
    (The Seafarer)

    Hot days in O.K.
    Paper covers all windows.
    “Life is very long.”
    (August: Osage County)

  12. Fred Ost Says:

    House full of secrets
    All one can do these days is
    Eat your f***ing fish.
    (August: Osage County)

    Serge, Marc, and Yvan
    Bickering to end up at
    Does white equal art?
    (Art)

    Should I answer that?
    Is my answer in heaven?
    What a contact list!
    (Dead Man’s Cell Phone)

    While held in this room,
    I can hear my brother cry.
    These are just stories!
    (The Pillowman)

    Big pillow arms hug.
    Protection from a story.
    Help, Katurian.
    (The Pillowman)

  13. kevin christy Says:

    Return of the brood-
    dead parakeets, claw hammer;
    the way the world ends.
    (August: Osage County)

    Far from Nebraska
    Little boxes make a life
    Understand the stars.
    (Man from Nebraska)

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